Monday, February 15, 2010

Example Of Welcome Note For Wedding

DIALOGHI CON L'ALIENO - LA PATENTE


Il nostro Giovanni Lazzaretti si incontra spesso con un alieno, che vive su un pianeta in cui, a quanto pare, i problemi non sono molto diversi dai nostri...


Caro Direttore,

ieri ho incontrato l’alieno e mi ha raccontato una storia. Anche al suo paese, per guidare l’auto, ci vuole la patente…

"... and the process to obtain a driver's license has always been long, difficult and expensive. But we were accustomed to, and no one complained. At some point, someone began to say it was a way too long, too difficult, too expensive. "

" Well, it is permissible to complain. "

"Yeah. But then someone went from moaning to the facts, and began to drive without a license "

"They will have got some good fines, I guess."

"Initially, yes. But the mass - media had begun to form a mindset. They began to say that after all the accidents happen even to those who had a license ... "

" Of course! But there will even been a few statistics ... "

"I come to say it?!? Statistics is my bread! Accidents happen far more frequently in those who had no license, but the mentality began to disregard it. 'It happens to both of them', this was a feeling that the phrase circulating. Police officers began to pretend not to see without a license and began to proliferate. "

" I guess nobody will have taken the license. "

"On the contrary. The vast majority of people continued to undergo the long path, difficult and expensive. They believed in the value of the license. At some point the politicians intervened ... "

" Whew! "

" Wait to tell. Intervened and began to say that it was necessary to take into account the phenomenon of 'without license', and you had to set up registers of 'licenses in fact'. Those who register in the register was being treated as licensed. "

"This is funny. I imagine that the records will be filled immediately. "

" On the contrary, remained empty. Subscribe it was still a small annoyance, and it also had to remember to keep the registration certificate in his pocket. Why join if not join the sanctions did not lead? "

" The records were empty ... "

"Just empty, no. Enrolled the ideologues of the movement, just to tell everyone 'We won'. "

(The alien has a moment to stop and give me time to think.)

"We are also enrolled as structurally unable to get the real license!"

"Bravo! I see reasons to wire. Beautiful words: 'structurally unable to get the real license ': you can easily imagine that these people ".

"So you have: 1) the people who take a moral duty for the cost of the path of true driver's license, while realizing that there is no longer required 2 a) a register of 'licenses in fact' made up of people structurally unable ideological or 3) and those who do not want constraints and drive as they like. "

"It 's so!"

"But you did not think that everything could be solved with little aid? If people were prompted to take the vast majority of normal driving, however, was enough to help tax-free cost, or by granting permits to those who had to work on their course. "

trivial, eh? But our politicians do not get it. "

"Your politicians are real ..."

I was going to say a word. I stopped in time. I was reminded that our politicians think and act as a much more serious and important issue of the license. Think and act as marriage and the family. No help for those who want to build the family, a natural society founded on marriage, streets leveled at those who want to live without rules.

It 's true that DICO Bindi were stopped in the bill. E ' vero che i DIDORE di Brunetta e Rotondi sono solo una proposta. Ma in Emilia Romagna Vasco Errani ha creato i “DICO alla bolognese” e noi siamo stati zitti: non c’è stato un Family Day emiliano per fermarlo.

“E’ una norma antidiscriminatoria”, dicono. Strane idee: dare diritti uguali a chi non vuole assumersi i doveri sarebbe “antidiscriminatorio”? E’ discriminatorio per noi, che i doveri ce li siamo assunti tutti.

Un caro saluto

John Lazzaretti



want to send this article to a friend? click below

What Is The Healthiest Dried Fruit

ITALIA, EX PATRIA DEL DIRITTO



Paul Deotto


Once upon a time homeland of Law. But there was. Now, with perseverance worthy of a better cause, he does everything to establish a unique system in which legitimacy is sacred when it suits them, otherwise switch to the old, dear, hasty Lynch Law.

Bertolaso: we do not have written "hot" deliberately. It was necessary to allow time to time and it took only a few days because it starts to manifest itself yet another farce, plus with that dash of sex which has now become a fixed idea in the political-judicial proceedings. Yes, I wrote his "political-legal" because it is hypocritical to continue to at least pretend to believe in clear, indisputable, separation of the two worlds. Nor does it mean that I accuse prosecutors of acting for political activism, rather than justice. Simply confining to mere observation of events, I see too many cases that go to influence policy, and, in general, with nothing to conclude, because there is nothing to be concluded. From the tragicomedy of "Clean Hands" (I never understood what kind of soap ...), the action of a former (thank God) magistrate as Mr. De Magistris, who managed to appear in newspapers and television stations, without one, a true, its investigations has led to a trial, our news is full of judges "star", you make a reputation with investigations involving big names. The fact that these investigations have then, or not, the foundation, seems to have become quite secondary.

Ciò detto, torniamo a Bertolaso. A un certo punto scopriamo, visto che la cosiddetta privacy esiste solo per utenti selezionati, che uno degli uomini più amati d’Italia, che ha risolto tragiche emergenze, che ha organizzato la Protezione Civile con una efficienza che ci viene riconosciuta nel mondo, è un corrotto o forse un corruttore, o forse tutti e due, e oltretutto è uno sporcaccione. Il filone della corruzione viene, in pochi giorni, quasi forgotten, and so-called "media" can jump with joy sull'immancabile throbbing vein of sex.

Now, there would be nothing to wonder if some of Bertolaso \u200b\u200bemployee had taken advantage of emergency situations for pocketing bribes. Corruption is no longer an evil ineradicable. And then you could be charged to Bertolaso \u200b\u200bto have exercised little oversight of his subordinates. But let's look at another fact: the head of Civil Defence has faced, and above all to solve, dramatic emergencies, and did so with a speed that was unthinkable in Italy that this could take years for the earthquake victims in containers, or who had managed to turn Naples into a dustbin in the sky. In these situations it is understandable that the urgency is first of all, and if some disloyal employee has betrayed the trust, it is fair that you pay.

But only the unconscious, that Italy do not care, can continue to demand the resignation of Bertolaso. Only under a "notice of" a precious man, who has done invaluable work, it should go?

Apart from the presumption of innocence, another pillar of the law, but valid only when it suits, apart from the disconcerting ease with which a meal is given in the press and television news to you, apart from this, only those who are completely hypocritical can get excited for a "notice of". A notice of a commodity that now is not denied to anyone. Born just to secure the suspect, has become the gridiron on which to cook their opponents. A Di Pietro, another chance for ex magistrate, on the basis of a notice demands the resignation of Bertolaso. And what is worse, Bersani (which on other occasions had given demonstrations of common sense) is now his, and the party (or what purports to be) that it represents, this absurd request. A left at the barrel of gas is increasingly in the hands of justice-hypocrites to the TSO by the frantic destruction of the opponent. Completely devoid of a political and identity, the left field only on the fight to Berlusconi. And a man like Bertolaso, which is not a politician, but it is also the best expression of an efficient way of doing politics, stands out if needed, but designed to solve problems, could be the ideal victim. I say "might" because Berlusconi has rejected the resignation, nor Bertolaso \u200b\u200bseems willing to get muddy.

Ma quando questa ennesima buffonata sarà finita, chi risarcirà Bertolaso? Nessuno, perché, e questa è davvero una piaga nell’ex Patria del Diritto, il magistrato è l’unico impiegato statale che sa di agire nella totale impunità. Né voglio, lo ribadisco, immaginare una intenzionalità nel colpire Tizio o Caio per ragioni che non siano di giustizia. Ma esiste anche l’atteggiamento colposo, quello la legge definisce causato da “imperizia, imprudenza o negligenza”. Ed è davvero arduo non vedere almeno l’imprudenza nel gettare fango su un galantuomo, così come non è difficile vedere negligenza nella allegra diffusione di notizie dalle Procure.

Ormai è difficile distinguere tra ANM e CSM. La prima è una semplice associazione, il secondo un organo istituzionale. Ma entrambi si sono arroccati in una assurda difesa dei privilegi di casta, che non fa che danneggiare l’immagine della magistratura e la fiducia dei cittadini nella Giustizia. Prima di agitarsi per un attentato alla indipendenza della magistratura, sarebbe bene ricordarsi che l’indipendenza non è arbitrio. Prima di gridare alla catastrofe della Giustizia, sarebbe bene riflettere che un ddl che prevede come durata massima di un processo sei (dicasi SEI) anni è una garanzia di civiltà per tutti, che non può that also benefit the prestige of the judiciary. And before the deluge of phone tapping, heralded the public really does not help the prestige of the judiciary the great lament for the attempt to limit the use of this form of investigation, with warnings like, "it destroys the possibility of investigation!" and the like. A few days ago a distinguished jurist, an expert on criminal procedure in force in the United States, explained to me that in that country interception can be admitted in court only in support of evidence and real, depending on which you request the indictment of the suspect . A process that arises from interception activities is simply impossible, prohibited by law.

Of course, we must work harder ...

and a left that wants to recover a minimum of face should realize that the ordinary citizen is in Italy now totally distrust of Justice. The process of biblical times, as opposed to the lightning with which there are investigations into celebrities, that bring notoriety, make the civil justice increasingly arbitration is invoked, while in many criminal offenses so-called minor (but less up to a certain point for those who suffer) not are not even reported. So much so, says the average citizen, I need to make a complaint? And then a left that really had at heart the good of the country would run into serious dialogue with the majority, because the disaster of Justice is under the eyes of all, because a country that no longer has confidence in justice is a country in decay.

But the opposition now suffers from a delusion systematized that what emanates from Berlusconi and his government is to destroy. Everything else does not exist, especially not exist in Italy, and its good.

Meanwhile, a Justice in disarray from space to the ravings of a reporting Ciancimino now (as it has never done before?) That his daddy, who died for several years, told him that Forza Italy was born from an agreement between the State and the mafia. Apart from that it would imply that he agreed with the Mafia and Scalfaro Ciampi (who represented the state when he was born Forza Italy), the fact remains that the country's law would not have even accepted a "testimony" completely unrelated to the purpose of the process in progress. But now we are in the former homeland

could miss the comment of Di Pietro, jubilant in saying that "they" had always said? Di Pietro has every right to shell the batch number. The tragedy is that this person has heard and believed in the opposition. And a healthy country would need a serious opposition, who could develop, where necessary, an alternative political project, not a herd of forcaioli who judge and condemn on the basis of notices of investigation or on the basis of the tales of a dead father to imagine son of a figure.

The situation is more dramatic that it is perfectly useless to hide it. No one is allowed to say that recent events have been court "wanted" right now, but the timing with the election campaign for local elections, which could be a massacre for the Left , can not rattle. This country needs serious and Justice of serious opposition. It needs public servants who care primarily carrying out their duty, leaving the gentlemen to work in peace che finora non hanno fatto che del bene al Paese.

Chi sarà il prossimo? Maroni? O Brunetta? O Tremonti? Ai posteri l’ardua sentenza.

PS: non mi sono soffermato sulle interessanti disquisizioni circa l’attività sessuale Bertolaso. This investigation of sexual fury began sincerely to give me nausea.


want to send this article to a friend? click below

Best Brazilian Wax In Bergen County

GOMEZ DAVILA, UN PITIGRILLI SENZA SORRISO



P Iero Vassallo

To draw the idea of \u200b\u200ba right inspired by the true Christian principles is necessary to consider the reactionary basis on which holds both the old absolutism that modern totalitarianism.

The decisive contribution that Francisco Elias de Tejada gave to the development of authentic thought of the right, is, in fact, in rebuttal, and removal of misleading injury, released by the Masonic-style culture, suggesting the absolutist medicine (and "Ghibellines") as a remedy to totalitarianism.

Another is the genetic code of the right. The term " right ", in fact, is used for the first time in the late eighteenth to signify the position of opponents to secolarizzazione del clero, programmata da quella rivoluzione giacobina, che aveva portato alle conseguenze estreme il progetto dell’assolutismo borbonico inteso a separare la Chiesa di Francia dal Papato, per poi asservirla al potere regio.

Altro che alleanza del trono e dell'altare. Quando si evita il tranello delle ricostruzioni anacronistiche, è legittimo sostenere, con De Tejada, che la destra moderna ha un'ispirazione “guelfa”.

La destra delle origini si opponeva the revolutionary party, which had endorsed the program of absolutism and exasperated Gallican, designed to combat the papacy and to usurp power.

no coincidence that the movement of " Viva Maria! "was born in Tuscany in opposition to the policy" Gallican "the Grand Duke (seconded by the Bishop of Pistoia, Scipio de 'Ricci, who later joins the party pro-Jacobin).

The real right, therefore, also fought the revolution and, above all for its non-negligible tails and reactionary aspects and rejects the illusory " reaction " because the ancient heart, " ghibellino " of thought in wig and apron - the supremacy of the secular power on the spiritual power - is reversed spontaneously in the secular revolution.

understand the true origin of the right means to leave the dogmas of the Vulgate historiography, who once said, progressive, and to recognize that the Christian inspiration della politica è la sola alternativa al nodo illiberale costituito dalla convergenza dell’assolutismo antico nel totalitarismo moderno (ultimamente trasformato in “ totalitarismo della dissoluzione ”).

In definitiva: in età moderna il pensiero della vera destra comincia quando sono evidenti la sotterranea parentela di gallicanesimo e giacobinismo e il prolungamento dell’assolutismo nella rivoluzione totalitaria.

A destra non tutti hanno chiara la continuità dell’errore absolutist totalitarian and therefore the error " skilled hands " it's easy to sow the suggestions are ideas flourish last of modernity in the field of uncritical nostalgia reactionary.

In areas less clever and wise of the reactionary right there is, ultimately, the explosion of a paradoxical and disturbing nihilism all'Antimoderno arbitrarily titled.

Il nichilismo reazionario, nato nello “ splendore ” profano del boudoir, tra nobili parrucche e spietati frustini, ultimamente fluttua nei gemiti elegantemente spirituali, stampati sui cartigli color pastello, che la casa surrettizia Adelphi (nomen massonico omen) produce in concorrenza ai dolci sospiri di un cioccolatiere perugino.

L’involuzione spiritualista è un destino, in marcia con il pensiero del nulla dopo che il “ flaneur” Nietzsche ha sollevato le carnali dissolutezze sadiane agli astratti voli di Dioniso.

D’Annunzio fece un passo avanti nella direzione dell’esito tombale, celebrando l’amor profano con i sacri paramenti neri. Guido da Verona cantò l’estenuazione totale del dannunzianesimo. Infine uno spiritista degli anni tardi esplorò (a tavolino) i territori dell’oltretomba.

Solo gli anziani ricordano l’antefatto dell’avventura adelphiana: negli anni Trenta, godette di prestigio world a pun in Turin, who signed with a pseudonym shrill, Pitigrilli.

Shaken by a perpetual giggles, which prevented him from taking seriously the explosion of the trifle in philosophy, the pun was able to write two hundred and forty pages to show, in imaginary debate with Queen Elena, that the chicken does not go to the mouth with his hands but with a fork elegant and virtuous.

Pitigrilli also published essays and short stories of various esoteric fearlessness, for example, " Cocaine ”.

Nel secondo dopoguerra Pitigrilli, ammosciato dalle personali disavventure, si convertì allo spiritismo da tavolino e, anticipando il mistico successo del mago torinese Rol, di Elémire Zolla e di Roberto Calasso, si diede alla scrittura di articoli medianici, in bilico tra piste di cocaina e polli in punta di forchetta.

(Per gli eventuali curiosi e/o studiosi di cose bizzarre e stravaganti si rammenta che negli anni Cinquanta gli articoli pitigrilleschi apparivano ogni mercoledì nelle pagine romane della “ Tribuna illustrata ”).

Il cerchio nichilista finalmente si chiude. Pitigrilli dopo Pitrigrilli, e dopo Pitigrilli il contraffatto spiritualismo: pubblicato dall’immancabile Adelphi, è diffuso in Italia, “ In margine a un testo implicito ”, il capolavoro del colombiano Gómez Davila.

A comando (iniziatico?) il parco degli scriteriati di destra mette il naso di cartone e giubila. L'autore del catechismo neoreazionario “ De Rege ”, in quarantasette colonne di piombo neodestro, almanacca un tortuoso calendario di mistici viaggi da una costa dell’Atlantico all’altra. Alla fine dell’andirivieni è annunciata la dottrina del Terzo Millennio: ex Bogotà lux.

Nella destra di Gianfranco Fini si presenta una triade senza guinzaglio: l’allucinazione mistica ( lux ), travel in self-deception and Viaticum Colombians.

However the author of " De Rege " explains that the doctrine of Colombia, driving an ocean of wisdom to another, consists thoughts short and brilliant (in the text is spoken - with almost pharmaceutical terminology - of " invigorating and energetic spiritual ") on the sidelines of a monumental (thirty thousand books) library.

Library monumental without doubt. Invigorating thoughts and energy says the dietitian. Who is enhanced with the Executioner of apologia demaistriana may also rejoice with the product of the Colombian culture. But spiritual?

Gomez Davila Pitigrilli without a smile, a reciter order that stopped at the threshold mediumistic spiritualism. His aphorisms are clumsy metaphors barks in a trombone tin.

For example: " After discredited virtues sentenzia il dotto colombiano, questo secolo è riuscito a screditare anche i vizi. Le perversioni sono diventate parchi suburbani frequentate in famiglia dalle moltitudini domenicali ”.

L’immagine è dettata dall’aristocratico disprezzo per la plebe (“ la presenza politica delle moltitudini culmina sempre in un’apocalisse infernale” si legge in un altro prezioso aforisma) e dall’ammirazione per i godimenti controrivoluzionari, che si consumano gardens in the exclusive oligarchy (" Among the modern substitute for religion is perhaps the least despicable vice ).

On aristocrats substitute for religion there is no doubt. The agitation of the crops can be seen with the naked eye. But where is the spirituality?

gomezdaviliano also appear in the text tragicomic oxymoron, to be recited by the contracted jaw pain.

For example: " great writer is one who dips his pen in ink hell ripping from the wing of an archangel . Pass the stupidity of the comparison. Pass the rhetorical noise. But who is the archangel plucked? The author of " De Rege ? And the great writer? Fabio Granata? Alessandro Campi?

After the Colombian oxymorons doth acrobatic thoughts, which provide the thrills of living secular Fini: " call the philosophy of logical discourse, whose theme is the absurd. ... God is the transcendental condition of the absurdity of the universe. ... God himself is the author of certain oaths .

No Swiss chocolate mix their products with similar waste of footage pitigrillesco.

The reactionary right, however, gives the thinker the Colombian office of admiral of faith reactionary ideal, which returns to Europe after bathing in the light of Bogota.

Much ingenuity has an explanation. In fact, the editor is that Gomez Davila Roberto Calasso, which, in the pages of the newspaper Enlightenment Republic "Peter Citati, fawning and wagging vaseline, called" beast soft sinuous, dangerous, insidious and ... chasing a cat that smells everywhere ... with small, delicate strokes of her paw attracts mice, its victims ( Republic , May 16, 2001, p.. 49).

Victims-mice are the intellectuals of Fini, who in an earthquake stricken landscape adeplhiani read the books.

adjourn the proceedings on the imagination of cited: soft and sensuous beast could be the singer Milva (called, precisely, Goro Panther) rather than the solemn and gloomy Calasso. The words, however, interrupt the dream Cited reactionary: it is separated from the figure of the angel plucked to precipitate in the mouse between the paws of squittente soft and sensuous beast .

Milva or Calasso? Belva cat or rat poison? The dilemma is insoluble. The horns of the doubt metamorphic spill on school Finian: archangels or mice?

Doubt apart, no picture would know better define the high school comic force the dialogue begun by the sorcerer's apprentice and archangels scapigliati right.


send this article to a friend? click below