Monday, February 15, 2010

Example Of Welcome Note For Wedding

DIALOGHI CON L'ALIENO - LA PATENTE


Il nostro Giovanni Lazzaretti si incontra spesso con un alieno, che vive su un pianeta in cui, a quanto pare, i problemi non sono molto diversi dai nostri...


Caro Direttore,

ieri ho incontrato l’alieno e mi ha raccontato una storia. Anche al suo paese, per guidare l’auto, ci vuole la patente…

"... and the process to obtain a driver's license has always been long, difficult and expensive. But we were accustomed to, and no one complained. At some point, someone began to say it was a way too long, too difficult, too expensive. "

" Well, it is permissible to complain. "

"Yeah. But then someone went from moaning to the facts, and began to drive without a license "

"They will have got some good fines, I guess."

"Initially, yes. But the mass - media had begun to form a mindset. They began to say that after all the accidents happen even to those who had a license ... "

" Of course! But there will even been a few statistics ... "

"I come to say it?!? Statistics is my bread! Accidents happen far more frequently in those who had no license, but the mentality began to disregard it. 'It happens to both of them', this was a feeling that the phrase circulating. Police officers began to pretend not to see without a license and began to proliferate. "

" I guess nobody will have taken the license. "

"On the contrary. The vast majority of people continued to undergo the long path, difficult and expensive. They believed in the value of the license. At some point the politicians intervened ... "

" Whew! "

" Wait to tell. Intervened and began to say that it was necessary to take into account the phenomenon of 'without license', and you had to set up registers of 'licenses in fact'. Those who register in the register was being treated as licensed. "

"This is funny. I imagine that the records will be filled immediately. "

" On the contrary, remained empty. Subscribe it was still a small annoyance, and it also had to remember to keep the registration certificate in his pocket. Why join if not join the sanctions did not lead? "

" The records were empty ... "

"Just empty, no. Enrolled the ideologues of the movement, just to tell everyone 'We won'. "

(The alien has a moment to stop and give me time to think.)

"We are also enrolled as structurally unable to get the real license!"

"Bravo! I see reasons to wire. Beautiful words: 'structurally unable to get the real license ': you can easily imagine that these people ".

"So you have: 1) the people who take a moral duty for the cost of the path of true driver's license, while realizing that there is no longer required 2 a) a register of 'licenses in fact' made up of people structurally unable ideological or 3) and those who do not want constraints and drive as they like. "

"It 's so!"

"But you did not think that everything could be solved with little aid? If people were prompted to take the vast majority of normal driving, however, was enough to help tax-free cost, or by granting permits to those who had to work on their course. "

trivial, eh? But our politicians do not get it. "

"Your politicians are real ..."

I was going to say a word. I stopped in time. I was reminded that our politicians think and act as a much more serious and important issue of the license. Think and act as marriage and the family. No help for those who want to build the family, a natural society founded on marriage, streets leveled at those who want to live without rules.

It 's true that DICO Bindi were stopped in the bill. E ' vero che i DIDORE di Brunetta e Rotondi sono solo una proposta. Ma in Emilia Romagna Vasco Errani ha creato i “DICO alla bolognese” e noi siamo stati zitti: non c’รจ stato un Family Day emiliano per fermarlo.

“E’ una norma antidiscriminatoria”, dicono. Strane idee: dare diritti uguali a chi non vuole assumersi i doveri sarebbe “antidiscriminatorio”? E’ discriminatorio per noi, che i doveri ce li siamo assunti tutti.

Un caro saluto

John Lazzaretti



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